Quotes

Beliefs are caused by lack of insight.

The more you ‘think’ you are right the “slower” you have to be.

It must be brainy looking this good.

I’ve decided not to be a monk.

It’s the people that seem happiest who need the most help, and most often, people who seem the saddest need the least help.

Drugs aren’t the solution, they are the problem, people have strayed too far from natural and wholesome methods.

If Plato, Shakespeare and Einstein, were discussing the meaning of life, it wouldn’t be much of a conversation.

Some may be pawns in the game of life, but some are also kings and bishops. Don’t forget that. Remember pawns are expendable, kings are not, it’s the name of the game.

If it’s on, it’s not on.

Incense and candles are nice but hey don’t replace a good head on your shoulders.

Some might say, “I know nothing, therefore I write nothing”, but I’m a prolific writer.

When you are bored you seldom realise you are bored, as when you are not bored.

Good kings aren’t overrated, other types of rulers, aren’t known, except by the Great.

Most Masters are really only concerned with a potential mate, from that so many other things come.

Free time is Grace – use it wisely. Remember there is no rest for the wicked. Something to think about.

Finding out about oneself can be terrible at first but remember - its all good.

If you have issues with other people, there yours.

Psychiatry, Psychology and therapy, never cured anyone, but God did.

Emerson, the Buddha and Einstein, had at least one thing in common, they knew what they were talking about.

A good physician doesn’t need tests to find out what is wrong with you.

It has been said before, but bares repeating, things are never as they seem.

Truth may not be glamorous, but it gets me from A to B.

Wisdom just flows from Me, which is what I want. What do you want?

Some people say video games are for kids, but Jesus said, “You have to become a child to enter the kingdom of God”. It would seem that you have to play video games to enter the Kingdom of God. How could that be a waste of time?

You can not learn unless you help others, then you will remember what you have always known, a wordless recognition of Love.

Music charms the savage beast, at least I’m counting on it.

How do you count you lucky stars when they are spinning round you head?

Some people need their head read, and I can read minds.

To break up the monotony you might need a break.

It’s coming out of me again and I don’t mean shit.

The ego always gets it backwards, what were you just thinking?

Truth can only be discovered by inquiry into it.

I’m not going to blow my own trumpet, I’ve tried, with limited success.

The Big Bang, is not what you think.

I have the answer to the age old question what comes first the chicken or the egg. Answer; the rooster.

Karate is for losers – I do kung fu.

I have the answer to another age old question – What is the Matrix? – I’m not going to tell you the answer now, remember, you have to see it for your self.

They say religion is a crutch, but it frees you from the need for them.

I can do yoga standing on my head.

I could go on like this forever, but I won’t.

I don’t know what those Mexicans are on about, If I wanted to see senior, I would go to the old folks home.

I wish I didn’t have to go, but nature calls.

I’m not going to beat around the bush, psychiatrists know nothing. They are the opposite of God. They deal with crazy people all day, clearly muzzling in on God’s territory.

If cops wanted to be useful, I don’t think they quite got the idea.

Reality bites and I’m the reality. You also shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds you.

That’s not the ball rolling that is thunder. Ha!

Get your mind out of the gutter – look at the stars instead. Whoosh!

Self proclaimed experts are a dime a dozen. I’m still gonna need a lot of money.

You should always have sex with someone you love, so go fuck yourself!

Hopefully low life scum is a dying breed.

Being in Heaven is like being in Love, you just know it, balls to bones. Should I say whoosh again?

Gay men are like circles, there’s no point.

Obviously the happier you are, the more intelligent and healthier you are and so much more for the positive.

Beauty isn’t only skin deep.